The Buzz Killer

A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for “small”, $6,500 for “medium”, […]

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An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling […]

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Noaptea,inainte de examen. In apartamentul profesorului suna telefonul pe la 3. Cu o voce iritata acesta raspunde:
-Da!
-Dormi?
-Bineinteles ca dorm!
-…si noi invatam tuz mortii ma-tii !…

Filed under: Bancuri (Ro), Diverse
Tags: examen, profesor

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Un ziarist face o vizită la o stână, unde ciobanul e tocmai cu oile la păscut.
- Ce faci, bace?
- Uite, aice cu turma…
- Pot sa vorbesc cu câinele tău?
- Câinele nu vorbeşte !
Ziaristul se apleacă la câine:
- Ce mai faci, Azor?
- Multzam, fain. (ciobanul rămâne cu gura căscată)
- Ciobanul te îngrijeşte bine?
- Nu mă […]

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Sotul si sotia aveau un caine rau. Se hotarasc sa scape de el.
Sotul ia cainele se urca in masina si il duce la cateva strazi distanta, il lasa acolo.
Se intoarce sotul acasa si peste 2 ore, hop si cainele la usa.
A doua zi, se urca sotul in masina, ia cainele si il duce in alt […]

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